Anatidaephobia: Pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. Seriously!
On the darkest of nights and gayest of days, I am always on the look out...For that yellow beak, tiny jet black eyes, perverted webbed feet...He is out to get me...Mr. Ducky!
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